Into The Parenting Rabbit Hole...

I did it. I never thought I would. I swore I wouldn't, but I did. I bought a minivan, a mom-bomb, a mom-mobile, or as I like to refer to it as "The Starship Enterprise." I feel like when I put it in reverse, I need a couple of those airline guys with the orange glow sticks waving their arms back and forth. Their sole purpose is to guide me out of my garage, down the driveway and safely past my mailbox, being oh so careful not to drive on the neighbor's grass....again. I can't complain though, for being a minivan it is really, really nice...Leather/heated seats, sun roof, power sliding doors. Chris even got me one of those Garmin Navigation things. So, now I'm a mom in a minivan, with a sense of direction--Niiiice dude! Well, that's it...I'm off to find one of those tacky stick figure "family" window decals to complete my minivan look. In the mean time, do you think the neighbors would care if I tried this????